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Festivities in Besnitt
Sunday, March 6th, 2011
Bull’s slaves are preparing something….
Welcome to the First Besnitt Spring Bazaar
Saturday, March 5th, 2011Two days of fun and frolic – Saturday March 5 and Sunday March 6 starting at 8 am SLT until Noon.
Kissing booths and dunking booths (w/tip jars)
Various games placed throughout the sims for everyone to try and have fun..
8 slt Giant Ball to kick around
9 slt Capture the flag for gor…
10 to 12 slt a wild Hunt for Gor Animals
Prizes and vendors are placed about the lands Come one Come all enjoy
Sunday at 11 am – we will conclude the Spring Bazzar with an In Character Feast – com and enjoy the fine cooking!!
Kajuralia, the Festival of Slaves
Tuesday, March 1st, 2011The Head Slaver and the Kennel Mistress announce that the ‘Kajuralia‘, the Festival of Slaves”, will be celebrated in Besnitt on the last day of the Twelfth Passage Hand (Tuesday March 15th). Further Details of planned activities that day will be available in the next weeks.
“Upon this day, slaves may take liberties which are otherwise not permitted them during the year, including the drinking of wine and liquor, the freedom to roam at will (provided of course they do not attempt to escape from their owners permanently), the freedom to choose their own sexual partners and to couch with slaves of the opposite sex whom they find attractive, temporary suspension of all work and duties, and even the opportunity to play (minor) tricks and practical jokes upon freepersons. After the twentieth ahn, however, they are expected to be back in their respective kennels and slave quarters to resume the services required by their imbonded status; slaves who “go renegade” during Kajuralia are typically punished severely if recaptured, and are often executed for such an offense.” (Assassin of Gor, page 229)
“Kajuralia!” cried the slave girl hurling a basket of Sa-Tarna flour on me, and turning and running. I had caught up with her in five steps and kissed her roundly, swatted her and sent her packing.
“Kajuralia yourself!” I said laughing, and she, laughing, sped away.
About that time a large pan of warm water splashed down on me from a window some sixteen feet above the street level. Wringing wet I glared upward.
I saw a girl in the window, who blew me a kiss, a slave girl. “Kajuralia!” she cried and laughed.
I raised my fist and shook it and her head disappeared from the window.
A Builder, whose robes were stained with thrown fruit, hastily strode by. “You had better be indoors,” said he, “on Kajuralia.”
(Assassin of Gor, page 223)
Heard Through the grape vine – local gossip
Monday, February 28th, 2011Disclaimer – These are RUMOURS only and nothing of what’s written here has been confirmed. Everything written here is things heard through the grapevine. So don’t shoot the messenger!
Is Lady Trish, citizen and fine physician of Besnitt, handing out candy spiked with kanda to unsuspecting victims? A visitor was seen stumbling out from the infirmary after a quick session with said lady, and high as a kite he murmured about candy and kanda. He MIGHT have spoken of his two slaves who were waiting for him further down the street, but our informant insists there was something funny with the sweets handed out.
The Ubar’s behind seems to have taken on amazing proportions as of late. Our informants assure us it has nothing to do with Lady Baker’s sticky buns. Or her pastries. It’s the lack of physical exercise that is to be blamed. A daily run throughout the city to work off some of that extra energy, perhaps Sir Ubar?
The Rolling-pin-thief has struck again. Two more important tools have vanished from the Bakery. One has been found, apparently near the waterfalls. Anyone with a clue to who the thief might be should contact the Lady Baker herself. A reward awaits you!
Keely, the enslaved barbarian of Besnitt Kennels, was caught swearing like a sailor after being asked to do a boring task. Our informant was hiding in the shrubbery and overheard a horrendous tirade of words. A note was made to inform the slaver about her behavior. The swearing is not such a big deal, but she was stomping her foot too! Outrageous!
The rumor has it that Lady Angelica Lyric, prosperous Merchant recently arrived in Besnitt, has a soft spot for gloves. Especially the ones in a glossy material. Ever so often she’s seen wearing the most exquisite of gloves and woe the slave who fails to bring her an eating prong when serving her! Hell hath no fury!
Sir Bounty with his abundance of slaves. Don’t you find it curious? Perhaps it is the same with him as it is with men of earth: the more cars and the more expensive they are, the more you are compensating for certain body parts? Is it the same with our popular Administrator? That his long chain is a sign that he’s trying to compensate for something? Feel free to interview his slaves about it. I’m sure every woman in the city is just DYING to know!
The kajirae are whispering amongst themselves: a certain old Trader, often seen smoking kanda….is…And brace yourselves now women! – is still a VIRGIN! His name shall not be revealed to spare him the embarrassment. His slave seems to be a lustful one and we all pity her in her need as she possibly can’t be getting any. It’s no wonder the slaves’ eyebrows are raised since the man in question is well of age and probably was here long before Tal Carlbot was even born!
The newest in slave-fashion: earrings made out of Tospit slices. Ask the kajira named Cheryl for more information. She’s all too happy to show you how pretty this particular piece of jewelry looks like when worn!
By accident, an esteemed freewoman of Besnitt, has apparently found out that our skilled Slaver is wearing…a wig! This has not yet been confirmed, so the order goes out to all slaves to give Sir Erick’s hair a firm tug next time you have the chance. Results to be reported to the Besnitt Times.
Lady Lena was apparently spotted through the window of her house, dancing. Modestly clad she was, but the dance, oh the dance! It was hot enough to burn the beard off any man coming close. Luckily it was a slave who caught her in the act and not a man or she might have been thrown over his shoulder and carried off into the sunset – wearing a new, shiny necklace of sorts.
That was all for this time, folks!
If YOU hear or see something interesting in the City, please contact the Besnitt Times. There just might be a small reward for good tips and news!
❤Regards, your sweet and ever loving….urh…Mistress A.N. Onymous❤
Scrambled Vulo Breakfast
Saturday, February 26th, 2011
Scrambled Vulo eggs, cooked in verr butter, mixed with peppers and topped with salt and crushed pepper .
Fresh Hot Golden Satarna bread , lots of verr butter melting on top.
Ramberry sauce for dipping
Tarsk sausages
Picture of Bosk Milk or drink of Your choosing
Besnitt Times vol. 1 issue 4
Monday, February 21st, 2011Local Gossip
Sunday, February 20th, 2011Local Gossip, brought to you by your sweet and ever loving Baker
The citizens of Besnitt has noticed that as of late the Ubar’s behind seems to be growing. The reason? Too many sticky buns. We urge all kajirae to give our Ubar an extra slap on the behind each time you see him – it looks nice and soft doesn’t it, girls?
A note on the noticeboard clearly states that the Ubar and Ubara of Vonda suck a certain animal’s more intimate body part. What brought that on? What has the poor Baker been forced to go through that caused such an outburst? Lets all give her our support!
It’s been noticed as of late that the men of Besnitt have stinky feet. The odor spreading as boots come off is nauseating. Thus, we urge our fine Physicians to look into the matter, because Free Companions and slaves alike are suffering in the furs when the men’s footwear come off!
Sir Omar, Second Sword of Besnitt , was spotted by a slave one late night as he snuck into the empty infirmary. His business? Our informant tells us he nicked candy from the jar the physicians keep in the building – he almost emptied the entire pot! Who’s got a sweet tooth, hm?
During the latest raid it was said that our Butcher lost his arm. Chopped off by the shoulder apparently. The gruesome event is nothing but tragic. So please good folks of Besnitt, if you see the Butcher about, lend him a hand will you?
Our new Tavern Master Tristan is apparently down on his luck. The outrageous costs for a mere bowl of water charged by him leads us to believe the poor fellow is in need of money. Spare him a copper tarsk next time you see him – we do not want the Tavern to go under!
Something’s cooking! One of Besnitt’s Blue, the Scribe Lady Lena, seems to be wearing bigger and bigger gowns. What’s hiding under all them skirts? Has she been doing things she’s not supposed to do? Or has her love for baked goods finally begun to leave it’s traces on her?
The beast named Fia (Fey Falconer) has a secret. Well, it’s not a secret anymore. Apparently she can’t swim. When ordered by the Baker to take a dip, she got in the water, but just stood there, unmoving. Outrageous!! Every slave needs to learn how to swim! Who volunteers to give swimming classes to the slaves? Contact Besnitt Times if interested.
That was all for this time, folks!
If YOU hear or see something interesting in the City, please contact the Besnitt Times. There just might be a small reward for good tips and news!
❤Regards, your sweet and ever loving Baker Nadija❤
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Reward
Saturday, February 19th, 2011FIVE silver coins of Besnitt for the man who who will bring me Sven, Jarl of Two Raven’s Cliff, in chains at the docks
Rarius Yuroki, warrior of Besnitt
Arrest Warrant
Thursday, February 17th, 2011The Magistrate of Besnitt has authorized the immediate arrest of:
Name: Relius Rhiannyr
Last known whereabouts: Unkown
Caste:Red((doubtful)
All Warriors, Guards, and Officials of Besnitt are hereby ordered to detain the aforementioned person and keep them under guard until they can be brought before a Magistrate or the Council to face charges. All assets of said person may be seized and held by the City until the accused has been presented before a Magistrate or the Council where upon their disposal will be decided by the City.
Brief Description of Charge
Charge 1: Trying to poison the city by deciet.
Charge 2: Impersonating a represnative of the Psyscians caste
(CITY) Law: (this sites the law that may have been broken)
1 – Relius Rhiannyr, came into the city and claimed to represent Lady Kaiila of Physcians caste of Gor. Said maan offered an antidote to the city as he had info we ould be attacked and poisened. Due to the timely vigalance of our Green staff, we found that the antidote was actually Ost venom. We wre saved by the good work of our Greens, my hat is off to them.
Document prepared by; Victor Lufbery
Scarlet Caste Title: Magistrate
City :Besnitt
Date: twelfth month first hand, in the Year 10162 Contasta Ar
Document not valid unless Magistrate Seal shown below.
Bad Weather in Besnitt
Tuesday, February 15th, 2011
The latest in a series of powerful storm systems is bearing down on Besnitt, pelting mountain areas with heavy rain, snow and high winds.
Virtually the entire region has been affected by the storms that began the second day of the first hand of the twelfth month, dumping moisture from far Northern Forest south to the Vosk area. More than 12 inches of rain have fallen in parts of the Thentis Mountains in the south, and 13 feet of snow has accumulated in the Voltai region.
The rain was part of a system moving ahead of the remnants of a Tropical Storm, which dissipated over the Straits of Thassa on the last hand.
(We got this picture from a tarn rider)